My writing career basically consists of blank word documents and me screaming WHY DIDN’T I COME UP WITH THAT at my favorite novels. 

LOL this is sad because it’s probably my most popular post…and it’s still so relevant.

Why is it I can’t be on twitter without seeing bullshit tags like #RipMagcon or #DrakeBellFlopParty?

Fucking teenage girls are taking over everything because they don’t do anything else with their lives. I’m so aggravated right now.